Bugs Bunny has carrots that can stop gunfire. Bugs Bunny eats those carrots for breakfast.

If he so chooses Bugs can easily dodge gunfire, but even if he doesn't it won't really hurt him.

Bugs Bunny has made a habit out of wearing women's clothing and kissing men on the lips. No one has ever dared calling him gay.

Bugs Bunny is the only character in history to ever beat the crap out of a bagpipe. (Prove me wrong.)

Bugs Bunny has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Bugs Bunny can not only breathe in space, but can also talk in space and everyone can hear him.

Bugs Bunny had declared more wars than any country in the world and had won all of them.

Bugs Bunny was trying out his newly gained magic powers on Dracula.

Elmer Fudd was once fat, until Bugs Bunny performed a LIPosuction on him.

Bugs Bunny has made imprints all over the world, on various solid objects, of himself.

Pen is mightier than a sword. And in the hands of Bugs Bunny it is allmighty.

Bugs Bunny's ears are the most complex multifunctional tool ever created. They can perform any action Bugs requires and they are made in Switzerland.

Bugs can make you get yourself shot repeatedly in the matter of several minutes.

Bugs once withstood an explosion that destroyed good portion of the moon. He caused that explosion.

Long time ago Bugs Bunny invented a form of entertainment that we now call PWNAGE.

Jesus can walk on water but Bugs Bunny can dive under ground.

Bugs Bunny's rabbit feet are the most powerful lucky charms in existence. Thanks to them he won a game of poker when his opponent had five aces. Bugs had six aces. He wasn't cheating

Bugs can defy laws of gravity because he never studied law.

Bugs Bunny survived on Antarctica despite the fact that he was only wearing gloves.

Bugs Bunny once bitch-slapped a bull.

Bugs Bunny's death is always FAKE.

There are no intelligent life in outer space. Bugs Bunny proved they are all idiots.

Bugs can make you hand him a weapon of mass destruction.

If you get on Bugs Bunny's bad side, you're asking for a whole lot of lumps.

If Bugs Bunny ever dares you to “cross this line” don't do it.

Some cartoon characters are masters of hamerspace. Bugs Bunny is the master of dynamitespace.

Bugs Bunny has some of the best acrobatic moves and he taught some of them to Daffy's beak.

Bugs Bunny is the fastest draw ever.

The one time Bugs got incarcerated, Alcatraz was re-opened just to hold him. It failed miserably.

Bugs Bunny only needs a saw and a hammer to build a city.

Bugs Bunny can play Boggart in a 'Casablanca' version and get the girl at the end.