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Bugs Bunny FactsBugs Bunny has carrots that can stop gunfire. Bugs Bunny eats those carrots for breakfast.
If he so chooses Bugs can easily dodge gunfire, but even if he doesn't it won't really hurt him.
Bugs Bunny has made a habit out of wearing women's clothing and kissing men on the lips. No one has ever dared calling him gay.
Bugs Bunny is the only character in history to ever beat the crap out of a bagpipe. (Prove me wrong.)
Bugs Bunny has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Bugs Bunny can not only breathe in space, but can also talk in space and everyone can hear him.
Bugs Bunny had declared more wars than any country in the world and had won all of them.
Bugs Bunny was trying out his newly gained magic powers on Dracula.
Elmer Fudd was once fat, until Bugs Bunny performed a LIPosuction on him.
Bugs Bunny has made imprints all over the world, on various solid objects, of himself.
Pen is mightier than a sword. And in the hands of Bugs Bunny it is allmighty.
Bugs Bunny's ears are the most complex multifun
A Turning Point in the Clockwork WarA war of attrition
depends on supply and drawdown,
how much you have and how much you use up.
With personnel, the balance concerns
the influx of recruitment versus
the outflow of casualties, deserters, invalids.
There is only so much loss
that a fighting force can sustain
and still fight.
Pilot Claude Archer was the first
to challenge his invalid discharge.
"I don't need legs to fly," he said,
patting the healed stumps of his thighs.
"My Osprey runs on elbow grease."
The members of the discharge board
paused and looked at each other.
What he said was true.
The Osprey-class fighter jets
relied on hand controls,
and a sharp eye and iron nerve.
Fingers flicked through the stack
of discharge papers -- so many, many pages.
So many soldiers lost, never to fight again.
They could not afford to let slip even one
who might be retained, somehow,
to face the front line once more.
Far less could the war effort spare
one of its best pilots.
So they put Pilot Archer back on the roster,
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